February 2012
If you read The Awesome Column we should probably...
textbooksforbfast:
Just saying.
I don't know why, but whenever a guy's hoodie or...
gnarlax asked: y u no reblog i need attention
me: my head hurts
mum: oh turn off the computer then
me: i failed my math test
mum: it's because you're on your laptop so much
me: mum we're out of milk
mum: if you got off the computer once in a while we wouldn't have these problems
shorturl:
maybe kanye west isn’t really a massive butt hole and he’s just tricking us all and he’s actually really smart
Watching the graduate
dustin hoffman is so great.
It’s snowing. I think I’ll go for a hike.
I don’t have anything to worry about until 5 but my mind is spinning.
It’s finally snowing. It’s finally white everywhere, I can’t see a single patch of grass on my yard. I’ve been waiting for this all fucking year.
When I was little I spent so much time playing in the snow. Everyday I’d be out there,...
quinsee:
to whoever invented string cheese
good job
Watchw0lfamongthesheep:
lionmanes:
methdaddy:
sit your whore ass down ofmfg
OMFG
jesus
I love how she keeps telling him to stop yelling after he has clearly stopped yelling
Important things I've decided
I have everything I want right now.
I have all the material things I could ever possibly want.
I have Joe in my life and great friends.
I thought having it all would make me happy, but I’m not.
So I decided that there has to be something else, and I also decided that I’m going to seek it out. I’ll go on more hikes and cook more often to start. I’ll start painting and...
"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one...
I noticed you tan daily
Are you gambling that they’ll cure cancer within the next 10 years or something?
tyleroakley:
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
A+
me: why'd you quit volleyball?
tawney: cuz i felt fat in my spandex
me: ...
Fleetwood Mac always makes me so happy.
Sober Teenage Girl: (Taylor Swift lyrics)
Drunk Teenage Girl: fuck me
Now I ain't sayin you a gold digga
but you’re 24 and he’s a rich old guy.