December 2009
traveling
i am sitting here in the plane, an empty seat next to me and the narrow aisle on the other side. there is a set of wailing triplets that are too close for comfort. the captain comes on the aircrafts speakers and after about a minute of ummms and uhhhs, it dawns on me that pilots do not take courses on public speaking.
we ummmm are heading due uhhh south and we are sorry for the delays and uhh we...
