January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Leave me messages guys
I love hearing from you. (: schfifty-five.tumblr.com/ask until tomorrow, au revoir.
Dec 31st
Wanting something you can’t have is so much easier than appreciating what you do have.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
I used to spend the night at my grandparent’s all the time. They though I was hilarious for some reason. I really miss them.
Dec 31st
For a person who likes to sleep, I sure don’t do much of it. Considering picking up my bowl again, but I have no dealer anymore so that is a roadblock. I think I’m about to crash right now, 8 hour shift tomorrow. Come visit me at Holdens.
Dec 31st
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English is your first language. Why can't you...
Dec 31st
John: I really miss you, I’m sorry about before. Translation: I miss getting head regularly.
Dec 31st
I don’t really do cosmetics but I’m good with soaps and lotions and shit and this is by far the best stuff I’ve found http://www.yvesrocherusa.com/control/body-care/anti-aging-body-moisturizers/ultra-reconstructive-body-lotion-riche-creme-omega-3-6-9/?cmSrc=Category plus it’s almost half off so… buy it now nigga.
Dec 31st
edwad: people should hug more in porn
Dec 31st
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kawaii—kiwi: nekobakachi: why did she came in in the first place? this is so weird and awkward haha this makes me cringe.
Dec 31st
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babyminaj: you guys you can’t make fun of david karp he will delete your account omg but i just saw the twisted sister audio.
Dec 31st
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I can't tell if this blog is trolling or not,
http://fuckk-it-were-young.tumblr.com/
Dec 31st
Why does my grandma always say "Bless your heart"
My heart resists blessing I am the spawn of satan grammy, go bless someone who isn’t damned to hell.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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ListenI’ll probably lose a lot of followers for...
Dec 30th
Seriously this is stupid. At the beginning of december this beauty was 449 plus shipping, and the price has fluctuated the whole month, never dropping below 545 since then. I thought I’d wait it out, till after the holidays. But that was a poor decision. I have my heart set on it. http://www.toshibadirect.com/td/b2c/cdetland.to?poid=2000016415 y/n?
Dec 30th
How teens and adults text
tyjikun: vulnerable-yet-strong: ker-ri: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff OMG! My mother texts me like that, smh -___- LOL my dad xD
Dec 30th
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leetcat: I was going to hang out with friends again tonight but realized that drugs and computers are so much more fun.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Me: MOM! I got a 30 on my ACT
Mom: You should be getting better grades then.
Dec 30th
Home Aside from a refractured tailbone and a mild concussion, it was a pleasant three days on the slopes. John decided to start talking to me again, and I’m not entirely sure how to take it. Yeah.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I would totally not fuck you.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: Sitting on my computer listening to hipster music, laughing at all of your posts, and eating triscuits out of the box. I'm not sure how it came to this but whatever happened i'm enjoying it. Stay golden.
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: I would totally fuck you.
Dec 29th
Got a 30 on my ACT
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Dec 28th
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“i dont want your dirty american money, prolly had bums wipe their ass with it”
– sam
Dec 27th
I’m going to blue mountain tomorrow. My goal is to not break or rip anything.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Tore up the bunny hill today. Literally though I tore it up, I fell so many times. But I really enjoyed myself, even if I blow dick at snowboarding. I especially enjoyed  the middle aged black woman that looked like aunt jemima who was learning to ski. “Ohhh sweet jesus lord I’m goin’ into the fence! Oh lord the fence. Goodness” *this is actually her
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
xpv said: bad pizza > no pizza if pizza > everything then action = eat.pizza end if print “You should”; action
Dec 27th
thehokeypokey said: I’d go for a more, prelude 12/21 by afi or up is down by hans zimmer I will check those songs out and possibly add them to my slut playlist. (:
Dec 27th
xpv said: car sex sux tho car sex > no sex
Dec 27th
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thehokeypokey said: no xD wtf y not
Dec 27th
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ListenThis song makes me want to have car sex. y/n?
Dec 27th
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About 5 million teenage girls became shitty...
Dec 26th
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“real nigga wassup”
– drake
Dec 26th
cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips: bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess
Dec 26th
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