January 2012
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December 2011
Leave me messages guys
I love hearing from you. (:
schfifty-five.tumblr.com/ask
until tomorrow, au revoir.
Wanting something you can’t have is so much easier than appreciating what you do have.
I used to spend the night at my grandparent’s all the time. They though I was hilarious for some reason. I really miss them.
For a person who likes to sleep, I sure don’t do much of it.
Considering picking up my bowl again, but I have no dealer anymore so that is a roadblock.
I think I’m about to crash right now, 8 hour shift tomorrow. Come visit me at Holdens.
English is your first language. Why can't you...
John: I really miss you, I’m sorry about before.
Translation: I miss getting head regularly.
I don’t really do cosmetics
but I’m good with soaps and lotions and shit
and this is by far the best stuff I’ve found
http://www.yvesrocherusa.com/control/body-care/anti-aging-body-moisturizers/ultra-reconstructive-body-lotion-riche-creme-omega-3-6-9/?cmSrc=Category
plus it’s almost half off so… buy it now nigga.
edwad:
people should hug more in porn
kawaii—kiwi:
nekobakachi:
why did she came in in the first place?
this is so weird and awkward haha
this makes me cringe.
babyminaj:
you guys you can’t make fun of david karp he will delete your account
omg but i just saw the twisted sister audio.
I can't tell if this blog is trolling or not,
http://fuckk-it-were-young.tumblr.com/
Why does my grandma always say "Bless your heart"
My heart resists blessing
I am the spawn of satan grammy, go bless someone who isn’t damned to hell.
Seriously this is stupid.
At the beginning of december this beauty was 449 plus shipping, and the price has fluctuated the whole month, never dropping below 545 since then. I thought I’d wait it out, till after the holidays. But that was a poor decision. I have my heart set on it.
http://www.toshibadirect.com/td/b2c/cdetland.to?poid=2000016415
y/n?
How teens and adults text
tyjikun:
vulnerable-yet-strong:
ker-ri:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
OMG! My mother texts me like that, smh -___-
LOL my dad xD
leetcat:
I was going to hang out with friends again tonight but realized that drugs and computers are so much more fun.
Me: MOM! I got a 30 on my ACT
Mom: You should be getting better grades then.
Home
Aside from a refractured tailbone and a mild concussion, it was a pleasant three days on the slopes.
John decided to start talking to me again, and I’m not entirely sure how to take it.
Yeah.
Anonymous asked: I would totally not fuck you.
Anonymous asked: Sitting on my computer listening to hipster music, laughing at all of your posts, and eating triscuits out of the box. I'm not sure how it came to this but whatever happened i'm enjoying it. Stay golden.
Anonymous asked: I would totally fuck you.
Got a 30 on my ACT
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that is all
i dont want your dirty american money, prolly had bums wipe their ass with it
– sam
I’m going to blue mountain tomorrow.
My goal is to not break or rip anything.
Tore up the bunny hill today. Literally though I tore it up, I fell so many times.
But I really enjoyed myself, even if I blow dick at snowboarding.
I especially enjoyed the middle aged black woman that looked like aunt jemima who was learning to ski.
“Ohhh sweet jesus lord I’m goin’ into the fence! Oh lord the fence. Goodness”
*this is actually her
xpv said: bad pizza > no pizza
if pizza > everything then
action = eat.pizza
end if
print “You should”; action
thehokeypokey said: I’d go for a more, prelude 12/21 by afi or up is down by hans zimmer
I will check those songs out and possibly add them to my slut playlist. (:
xpv said: car sex sux tho
car sex > no sex
thehokeypokey said: no xD
wtf y not
About 5 million teenage girls became shitty...
real nigga wassup
– drake
cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips:
bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess