March 2012
bleachbubbles said: Use the Google to help u
kendal. y u so smart?
“My mom said I have to to start wearing longer skirts because she doesn’t...”
– Jill Vieracker
I need stage time
I have material but no where to perform it.
If I ever get married, this song is going on the...
When you put in a little extra effort to look nice...
creepingbam:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
“Spotify is great, but having my music public is kind of personal. Everyone knows...”
– TK
February 2012
When my mom yells at me: →
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
Joe (:
that is all.
“We’re going to get really high and eat a bunch of chips and drink a lot of...”
I love this song and all of the ‘nam movies...
List of women I would go lesbian for
Carey Mulligan
That’s it
Bad times to realize you left your inhaler at...
when you can’t breathe
If I were to die right now, my dying wish would be...
Then I would rest in peace.
1 tag
I used to have Tebowner, but now I have an...
I have to pee
But instead of peeing I am blogging about it.
Because that’s what we do.
We bitch about our problems instead of exerting the small amount of extra effort required to solve them.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
2 tags
I hope all of my future roommates are okay with...
1 tag
Reasons my parents think I’m failing my classes:
My laptop
the internet
computers in general
the amount of time I spend on above things.
Actual reasons I am failing my classes:
I don’t care
Who cares
I don’t
